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Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

parkingstrange:

greetings:

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omg

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greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you madeโ€ฆ.

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

Iโ€™m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for godโ€™s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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compliment:

when you hear someone talking shit

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vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and canโ€™t find the hole

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