Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality